10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)