10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "No river, no fish."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek