10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "No river, no fish."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon