10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio