10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker