10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.