10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is for loners.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus