10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• It's Free To Fold...
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Fook the floosh droo!