10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach