10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• It's Free To Fold...
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• in the poker game of life women are the rake