10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)