10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson