10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"