10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom