10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Fold and live to fold again
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.