10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?