10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Welcome to kicker school
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."