10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier