10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel