10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson