10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"