10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.