10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003