10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.