10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977