10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.