10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• It's Free To Fold...
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.