10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- You have to piss with the dick you have