10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers