10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.