10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel