10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger