10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22