10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.