10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-