10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.