10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.