10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.