10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd