10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."