10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..