10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.