10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha