10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels