10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"