10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer