10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.