10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers