10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson