10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Fook the floosh droo!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow